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Thursday, April 24, 2014

famous last words

 Let me think... I wonder if an anvil will drop like an apple?
Said to be the last words of Sir Isaac Newton
 Goodbye. I am leaving because I am bored.
Last words of George Saunders
 I drank what?
Said to be the last words of Socrates
 Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt?
(The real) last words of Socrates
 Don't disarrange my circles!
Last words of Archimedes [sp?]
 Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad
 Go away... I'm alright.
Last words of H. G. Wells
 ...the fog is rising.
Last words of Emily Dickinson
 Now comes the mystery.
Last words of Henry Ward Beecher

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